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December 2007 Children's Benefit Show:
The Meathands may be funny, but no one said they had rhythm!
Carrie: "Psst, what's your name again?"
Tara: "My real name?"
Phil is drafted into the Andrew Pari Improv Army.
Mary did not heed the warning to "duck." She is
now headless. Let that be a lesson to us all.
"I swear, the Ouiji board just disappeared!"
Phil: "I'm crying." Ben: "I'm cold." Rodrigo: "I guess I'm both."
"This many!" (The standard Meathands response to the question, "How old are you?")
"Please, please, please let us clap-in this scene! Please!"
Bill regales the Meathands with another
"I was this close to a hole-in-one" story.
"Dammit Nikki, I won the Rodrigo auction
fair and square, now let go!"
If Phil and Heather refuse to shake hands
we'll just have to do it for them!
"Heather, give Mary back her larynx!"
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