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Website created by Mike Thompson.
October 2007 in Victorville:
| COMEDY ENSEMBLE |
| Meaty Photos 3 |
Meaty Photos 3:
September 2007 in Sierra Madre:
September 2007 in Sierra Madre:
"Bill said to picture the audience naked. He didn't say they'd
BE naked!"
BE naked!"
"Mary tries to overcome her fear of 'Giving Five.'"
"Do you realize, Phil, how frickin' smashed we'd be if these
weren't 'space-work' martinis?"
weren't 'space-work' martinis?"
The world's clumsiest pickpockets.
"Dammit, if someone suggests 'trash compactor' one more time..."
"Bill, I demand you show us exactly where it says Andrew has
to show his nipple at every Show!"
to show his nipple at every Show!"
Wendy: "Yah, human bowling!"
Carrie: "I just love the sound of bodies going down!"
Carrie: "I just love the sound of bodies going down!"
Andrew: "So, then I thought, 'Catch the Meat.' Because,
'Catch the Meat' is catchy, 'Catch the Meat' is pithy and
'Catch the Meat' is catchy!"
Wendy: "He said, 'Catch the Meat' is catchy twice!"
Heather: "I know, I heard. I'm taking notes behind my back."
Andrew: "So that's why I'm saying, 'Catch the Meat' might be
a really great thing for us to say in our prep, right after we
say 'Mmmaaggiicc MMMeeeaaattthhhaaannnddddsss!' but
before we go onstage. Just jump in and say, 'Catch the
Meat!' Then someone else will say, 'Catch the Meat!' And
then it will definitely be catchy. And... um... that was the first
time I ever said 'Catch the Meat!'"
'Catch the Meat' is catchy, 'Catch the Meat' is pithy and
'Catch the Meat' is catchy!"
Wendy: "He said, 'Catch the Meat' is catchy twice!"
Heather: "I know, I heard. I'm taking notes behind my back."
Andrew: "So that's why I'm saying, 'Catch the Meat' might be
a really great thing for us to say in our prep, right after we
say 'Mmmaaggiicc MMMeeeaaattthhhaaannnddddsss!' but
before we go onstage. Just jump in and say, 'Catch the
Meat!' Then someone else will say, 'Catch the Meat!' And
then it will definitely be catchy. And... um... that was the first
time I ever said 'Catch the Meat!'"
Oh look - the cheerleader rejects formed their own squad.
In an ill-fated attempt at avant-garde drama, Carrie listened
to Ben's pregnant Belly, while Wendy and Eric re-enacted
the conception.
to Ben's pregnant Belly, while Wendy and Eric re-enacted
the conception.
Good balance is the highest form of patriotism.
