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Meaty Photos 3:
September 2007 in Sierra Madre:
September 2007 in Sierra Madre:
Mary tries to overcome her fear of 'Giving Five.'
"Bill said to picture the audience naked.
He didn't say they'd BE naked!"
He didn't say they'd BE naked!"
The world's clumsiest pickpockets.
"Do you realize, Phil, how frickin' smashed we'd
be if these weren't 'space-work' martinis?"
be if these weren't 'space-work' martinis?"
Good balance is the highest form of patriotism.
"Dammit, if someone suggests 'trash compactor' one more time..."
In an ill-fated attempt at avant-garde drama,
Carrie listened to Ben's pregnant Belly, while
Wendy and Eric re-enacted the conception.
Carrie listened to Ben's pregnant Belly, while
Wendy and Eric re-enacted the conception.
October 2007 in The High Desert:
"Bill, I demand you show us exactly where it says Andrew
has to show his nipple at every Show!"
has to show his nipple at every Show!"
Wendy: "Yah, human bowling!"
Carrie: "I just love the sound of bodies going down!"
Carrie: "I just love the sound of bodies going down!"
Oh look – the cheerleader rejects formed their own squad.
So, then I thought, "Catch the Meat." Because "Catch the
Meat" is catchy, "Catch the Meat" is pithy and "Catch the
Meat" is catchy!
[He said "Catch the Meat" is catchy twice!]
[I know, I heard. I'm taking notes behind my back.]
So that's why I'm saying "Catch the Meat" might be a really
great thing for us to say in our prep, right after we say
"Mmmaaggiicc MMMeeeaaattthhhaaannnddddsss!" but
before we go onstage. Just jump in and say, "Catch the
Meat!" Then someone else will say, "Catch the Meat!" And
then it will definitely be catchy. And... um... that was the first
time I ever said "Catch the Meat!"
Meat" is catchy, "Catch the Meat" is pithy and "Catch the
Meat" is catchy!
[He said "Catch the Meat" is catchy twice!]
[I know, I heard. I'm taking notes behind my back.]
So that's why I'm saying "Catch the Meat" might be a really
great thing for us to say in our prep, right after we say
"Mmmaaggiicc MMMeeeaaattthhhaaannnddddsss!" but
before we go onstage. Just jump in and say, "Catch the
Meat!" Then someone else will say, "Catch the Meat!" And
then it will definitely be catchy. And... um... that was the first
time I ever said "Catch the Meat!"
